quote 17 Oct
When life gives you square boobs, make round boobs
— I guess he never heard of lemonade.
text 9 Oct 14. Answer a true or false question with "yes".
text 15 Sep 13. If you see a woman with big boobs, run after her.
quote 14 Sep
Moo moo
Arf arf
Doggy doggy!
— The Emperor Cantro himself.
text 3 Sep 12. Get someone else into trouble at school over their iPod Touch. Twice.
quote 2 Dec
I’m just a pigment of your imagination.
— Oh? What color are you, exactly?
text 19 Nov 11. Fall asleep in the middle of a long test.
photo 15 Nov

Will Cantro find love?

text 7 Nov 10. Refer to a butane ester as "butter".

This one is pretty sad, actually. It didn’t even come from him, and he got laughed at, hard, when he repeated it.

chat 6 Nov Chem.
  • Teacher: You can answer the question in bullet form.
  • Cantro: Bullets! Bang bang!

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