September 2010
1 post
15. Get drunk, then eat a cigarette.
February 2010
1 post
Cantro: Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
Ferreria/Luna: Nakaligo ka na ba?
January 2010
1 post
“Nasa Mayon na tayo!”
– Upon passing by Taal.
October 2009
2 posts
“When life gives you square boobs, make round boobs”
– I guess he never heard of lemonade.
14. Answer a true or false question with "yes".
September 2009
3 posts
13. If you see a woman with big boobs, run after...
“Moo moo
Arf arf
Doggy doggy!”
– The Emperor Cantro himself.
12. Get someone else into trouble at school over...
December 2008
1 post
“I’m just a pigment of your imagination.”
– Oh? What color are you, exactly?
November 2008
11 posts
11. Fall asleep in the middle of a long test.
10. Refer to a butane ester as "butter".
This one is pretty sad, actually. It didn’t even come from him, and he got laughed at, hard, when he repeated it.
Chem.
Teacher: You can answer the question in bullet form.
Cantro: Bullets! Bang bang!
9. Put DotA above family.
8. Use your mouse on the computer monitor. Be...
7. Refer to a World of Warcraft disc as porn.
6. Have a fixation for moldyman.com (I think).
STR.
Teacher: Why is sterilizing important?
Cantro: For the preservation of our species!
October 2008
11 posts
5. Suddenly start singing "To the left, to the...
Castro: *looks at aircon, sees no controls*
Castro: *looks for aircon remote, fails and gets pissed*
Castro: *fails to notice aircon remote mounted on the aircon*
Castro: *tries to press the fan button with a stick*
Castro: *fails to press the fan button with a stick*
Castro: *finds fan within reach, pushes fan button with finger*
Castro: *sees food poem by Susme on table* What's that for?
Others: Elective, probably. (Susme's elective is Creative Writing)
Castro: Ah, he's Food Science?
“V FOR BANANA”
– Said upon seeing a copy of “V for Vendetta”.
4. Be deaf.
For example, reply to “Good Vibrations” with “Boston”.
3. Fall over when getting out of your seat.
2. When saluting, hit yourself in the eye.
1. Pronounce "leech-child" as "leech-chilled".
Person: Bobo ka, Castro!
Castro: Oo nga, ako rin!